Meet BP’s Highly Trained
Executive Management Team!

And let’s not forget our “no pressure” sales and marketing department.

Meet “Marty”
VP & CET
(Chief Executive Troll”
Ghost & finger

ME!

Ralph

Steve

Matt

The Person
in Charge Of

Our Health Insurance!

Captain of the company

Softball Team!

Mary

So much for early retirement!

”Josh”
Notice the “brown nose”!
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Frank